how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
David - Michaelangelo (hand detail)
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im going to miss quizilla
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
If you want to see an equestrian turn into a track star, let a horse loose.
*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?
color coding your infant children
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?