“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
This whole “school” thing is REALLY cutting into my work schedule
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
*Johnny Bravo voice* 911 EMERGENCY ! There’s a handsome guy in my house! oh wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled
please stress the importance of platonic love
i don’t ship it but i fanart-ship it
a mermandarin sketch i decided to finish :>
ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO:
Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)
Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs.
Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling.
This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.